{jelly beans up your nose}

So I was rummaging through some of my old binders tonight and found my old quote book I made a long time ago. I had forgotten about my favorite poem and I thought I would share it, hope y'all enjoy...

Jelly beans Up Your Nose

by: Jeff Moss

Johnny stuck jelly beans up his nose,

That's a pretty dumb thing to do.

But the other kids said, "Hey John's real cool.

Let's put beans up our noses, too!"

Well, a kid can't breathe with beans up his nose

'Cause they get all stuck inside.

So John and the kids, well, I really hate to say it,

But they coughed, they choked, and they died.

That's a pretty grim tale, I must admit,

And it may not all be true,

Still when somebody cool does something dumb

You don't have to do it, too.

So don't be one of those

With jelly beans up your nose.